So, I found this on Pinterest yesterday.
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The only conclusion
I can draw is that I’m part Hobbit. I love throwing parties, I’m kind of
besotted with lanterns and lights and candles, outside games and rhyming games
rock my world, and I can scoff pretty much all of the Hobbit foods on the list
without batting an eyelash.
Also: I’m a bit of a geek.* I made my poor friends sit
and watch the Hobbit with me a couple of weeks ago, because they’d never seen
it, and I had to share the magic. I got more side-eyes for squeeing and
shushing them during the movie than I’ve ever had in my whole life. I think it
alarmed Justin a little. (It totally did).
In light of making La watch the movie (and despite the fact
that she spent more time watching me and feeling a little unnerved), and
the fact that I am brainwashing enlightening
her, and I’ve got her to agree to see the second Hobbit movie with me by
sending her images of Legolas and Fili (Kili’s mine, bitches, hands off), I
sent the above image to her. And this is the conversation it spawned:
Me: Well, then…
judging by this, I’m part Hobbit. That explains a LOT!
La: Yes… I think you might be. Only
Michelle isn’t a very hobbitish name.
Me: Milbo?
La: Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha!!!!!!! Milbo….. ROFL!
Me: Milbo Boggins….
I like the sound of that…
La: Er… that sounds a little dirty.
Me: Yes, well… there’s a certain dwarf
I’d let into my hobbit hole…
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La: *crickets*
Conclusion: I’m
a dirty, leery hobbit named Milbo, who needs to get laid. Milbo Needsalay? Shit. This is NOT how
I imagined my Wednesday going.
XO
(Do hobbits x and o? I'm not the best geek out there...)
(Do hobbits x and o? I'm not the best geek out there...)
* I prefer the term ‘geek’ to ‘nerd’ or ‘fan girl’, because
it makes me feel more glamourous. Also, I like ‘g’ words.
